45 Best Easter Jokes That Will Cause "Hare"-Raising Laughter

We think these puns and riddles are egg-cellent.

Whether it's a knock-knock joke, a one-liner or a dad joke, children always appreciate a good joke for kids. Wait, that's not true at all. They groan, they complain and they shake their heads, but that makes it even better. A great time to deploy a well-timed pun? During your Easter celebration, when they least expect it. They'll be dressed in their finest, ready with their baskets and have no idea that a corny punchline is coming their way.

These Easter jokes are perfect for Zoom get-togethers, Easter-basket cards, Easter Instagram captions or anytime you catch an unsuspecting kid in need of a pun or gag lobbed their way. You can break one out during Easter Dinner to get the conversation going. You can try to use one as a means of distraction during an Easter game so you can get the upper hand. You can offer one during an Easter egg hunt to get the older kids to slow down and let the little ones find an egg or two. Whatever moment you pick to trot out your perfect joke, you might be looked at as oh-so-corny, but you know you'll be fostering family togetherness.

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1 How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice?
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He uses hare spray!

2 What's the best way to make Easter easier?
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Put an "i" where the "t" is.

3 Knock, knock!
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Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?

Butcher eggs in the basket!

4 Where does Christmas come before Easter?
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The dictionary!

5 What do you get when you pour boiling water into a rabbit hole?
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Hot, cross bunnies!

6 Knock, knock!
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Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?

Heidi the eggs all around the backyard!

7 Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
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Because he has four rabbits' feet!

8 How does every Easter end?
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With an "r!"

9 What kind of stories do Easter eggs like to tell their children?
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Yolk tales.

10 Knock, knock!
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Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?

Wendy Easter egg hunt gonna start?

11 What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
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An oyster bunny!

12 How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
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By hare mail.

13 What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
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Fry-day!

14 What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
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Eggs-hausted.

15 Knock, knock!
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Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?

Some bunny’s been hiding my Easter eggs!

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16 What did one Easter egg say to the other?
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“Heard any good yolks today?”

17 What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
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Hip-hop!

18 Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
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IHOP.

19 Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
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It might crack up!

20 What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
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They lived hoppily ever after.

21 What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
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14 carrot gold.

22 How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
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Eggs-ercise!

23 Knock, knock!
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Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?

Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.

24 What do you call a mischievous egg?
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A practical yolker.

25 Why was the Easter Bunny upset?
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He was having a bad hare day.

26 I was going to tell you a joke about an egg …
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… but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

27 What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
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It’s been nice gnawing you.

28 What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
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A receding hare-line.

29 Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
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To a re-tail store!

30 Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew?
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She said there was a hare in her soup.

31 What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
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He was eggspelled!

32 How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?
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With a hare brush!

33 What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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Bugs Bunny!

34 What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?
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The bunny hop!

35 Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
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She had to call an eggs-terminator!

36 Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
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Because the chicken had his eggs!

37 It’s true that bunnies have have good eyesight …
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… You never see a bunny wearing glasses, after all!

38 Knock, knock!
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Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?

Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?

39 What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?
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It was eggs-cellent!

40 What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
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Basket-ball, of course!

41 Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
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It's a tender tail!

42 Why did the Easter egg hide?
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He was a little chicken!

43 Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
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From an eggplant!

44 What do you call a rabbit who makes good jokes?
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A funny bunny!

45 What kind of stories do Easter bunnies like best?
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Ones with hoppy endings!

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